Polkadodge

The dance that occurs when two people walking towards each other attempt to pass each other but move in the same direction instead

Guy: Oh, excuse me. (walking right)
Girl: (walking right) Sorry. (walks left)
Guy: (walks left) Ok, let's stop this polkadodge. How about you go right and I'll go left.

by Awkwardmishaps August 7, 2010

Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007