Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Polish the Bishop

The act of fellatio. A blow job usually with an abundance of saliva or spit during the act.

I am gonna have a hooker polish the bishop tonight.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Polishing the bishop

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013