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Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome 

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.
"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"
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Schrodinger's Pokémon 

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught
Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon

Who's that pokemon? 

1. IT'S PIKACHU

(It's clefairy!)

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

2. The question everyone is asked in the middle of a pokemon episode
1. "Hey Joseph, do you remember the 'who's that pokemon' vine?"

2. "When I was watching pokemon and 'who's that pokemon?' started, I thought it was Bulbasaur, but it was Ghastly."

who's that pokemon 

"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.

Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again

Con: Have to remember what name you told her
"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."
who's that pokemon by jmitch77 June 12, 2017

It's a Pokèmon

A practical joke

Used when one doesn't know what a sexual or rude word/saying means. Used to make your friends believe that one word is indeed a pokèmon and ends up saying it another person and makes themselves look like a fool.
"Hey Seb"
"Yeah"
"Do you know what a dildo is?"
"no"
"seriously"
"tell me"
"are you sure you wanna know"
"yeah"
"ok then, ummm, it's a Pokèmon"

"Hey Charis what's a Dildo"

"Its a thing girl uses"
"my friend said it was a pokèmon"

Hey Jai whats a dildo, it's a pokemon.

Pokemon Switch 

When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.
If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.
Pokemon Switch by BostonPremium January 15, 2011

Pokemon Sun and Moon 

The Alolan region of Pokemon. Gen 7, it looks really cool but what do I know, its only August!
"Have you preordered Pokemon Sun and Moon yet? It looks lit af"