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Satoshi style 

The act of bending her over the arm of the couch in such a way that her hips are on the arm-rest and her face is close to, or touching the floor (depending on her height) and you then predece to smash from the back. If you're Italian, this will most likely lead to quick orgasm for her.

This position is named in honor of the legendary Satoshi Nakamoto aka Craig Wright.
My girl made killer chicken tacos so I made her squirt Satoshi style.
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Satoshi sucker

A woman who only likes a man because of how much bitcoin he owns.
Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.
Satoshi sucker by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020

Satoshi Nakamoto 

The anonymous inventor of the bitcoin cryptocurrency.
Ursula: "Satoshi Nakamoto deserves a Nobel Prize in Economics for inventing bitcoin."

Joe: "I agree. The problem is no one knows who he is or if he's even still alive."
Satoshi Nakamoto by Prankster December 30, 2018
A 100 millionth of a Bitcoin, comminly known as the penny of bit coins, named after Bitcoins creator. It takes 2000-3000 of these to equal one $0.01. Also a common way to see the ammount of money your taking in while mining Bitcoin. Most computers ($1000ish) can get around 100-200 Satoshis an hour.
Guy 1: Dude i was mining Bitcoins last night
Guy 2: Same, I got a few Satoshi now
Satoshi by Armdaddy July 5, 2016

satoshi tajiri 

The creator of Pokemon the anime and the game.
"It's Satoshi Tajiri the creator of Pokemon!"
satoshi tajiri by moses September 7, 2004

Satoshi Ohno 

1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (大野智)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (リーダー)

-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3
Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3
Satoshi Ohno by nyaknyak1219 July 2, 2011

Satoshi Tajiri 

The creator of the Pokémon franchise, the producer of the GBA game Drill Dozer (Screw Breaker in Japan) and the founder of the video game company Game Freak. He loved to collect bugs as a child and got into gaming through anime, manga, and arcades. Space Invaders. He also has Asperger's Syndrome, which makes him quite eccentric and reclusive but also very creative. He has been friends with Shigeru Miyamoto for years and looks up to him. Satoshi (Ash in the US) was named after him and is basically Tajiri when he was a kid and Satoshi's (Ash's) rival (Gary) was named after Miyamoto as a tribute.