Dude #1: "Bro! Let's hit the streets on Pokemon GO!"
Dude #2: "What whaaaaat?! We getting down on Pokèman!"

Ms Morris: "Now get off yer game boys kids and study when y'all git home"
Class: "yes Ms. Morris!"
*Kid pulls out game boy on his way out of class*
Ms Morris: "Those darn kids and their Pokèman video games"

#pokèman

Pokèman by thewildeone July 24, 2016

Related Words

pokeman • pokemaniac • pokemanning • pokemanz • pokemanchild • pokemang • Pokémango • Pokemon • Pokemon GO • pokemon cards

pokeman

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

pokeman by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

pokeman

Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.

Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"

pokeman by Shottie January 7, 2005

pokeman

the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"

Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!

pokeman by BlackWarGreymon October 1, 2006

Pokeman

The teacher word for Pokemon. Mostly used with the word card(s).

"PUT THOSE POKEMAN CARDS AWAY!"

Pokeman by Colress's Waifu July 9, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026