pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.

A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.

by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

pornophile

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Poodophile

A gay man with one or more dogs,usually poodles, who also happens to be a pedophile.

Gosh that man's a poodophile.

by ConfuzzledNess April 24, 2011

poonphile

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales

“Ew look at that poonphile!”

by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022

poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011