Pronounced "Poo Pro". Any
individual that has an average defecation
ratio of 1:3 clean poops (ones that require no more than 2 wipes) to regular poops (ones that require more than
two wipes).
"Tim, would you hurry the hell up in there? I'm going to be
late for the men's
retreat."
"Alright, geez, just give me a
minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."