by Not PogoPro 🥺 June 2, 2022
Get the PogoPro mug.You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....
Girl: Im engaged
Girls friend: How did he propose?
Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.
Girls friend: How did he propose?
Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.
by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009
Get the Pooprosal mug.when you need to poo and cant take it anylonger you try to trump but instead of a trump you end up with poo prodding your underwear.
i was busting for a crap on the bus tried to squeeze a fart out but ended up with a pooprodd.
you could see my pooprodd as i waddled to the toilet.
you could see my pooprodd as i waddled to the toilet.
by rkidfromden January 28, 2010
Get the pooprodd mug.pooprock (v) a pooprock is a poop that is so big, hard, and lumpy that it hurts really bad and your face turns red; The worst part is that sometimes it turns sideways and creates a little bridge over the toilet hole and it won't flush so you need to some how break it up
Dude, i had a monster pooprock last night and aaron had to break it with a plunger because it bridged on me.
by poopmaster488448484 May 26, 2006
Get the pooprock mug.Pronounced "Poo Pro". Any individual that has an average defecation ratio of 1:3 clean poops (ones that require no more than 2 wipes) to regular poops (ones that require more than two wipes).
"Tim, would you hurry the hell up in there? I'm going to be late for the men's retreat."
"Alright, geez, just give me a minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."
"Alright, geez, just give me a minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."
by Deneca September 5, 2011
Get the Poopro mug.He was prescribed Podoprodol Tretiphine to prevent any further damage to his appendix, by hardening his semen.
by MA Medical Institute December 11, 2022
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