Disgusting chocolate/strawberry sawdust on a stick, another byproduct of Japanese ingenuity and efficiency.
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Hoarded widely by wapanese and asiaphiles.
Note: In approximately 2.857 seconds following the posting of this definition, a lynch mob of pasty white men would have assembled before my door in retaliation for my "treasonous assault" on "my" own race, for they cannot distinguish the differences between me, and other members of the so called "genetically superior asian supermen".
Japanese Pocko Executive: Johnno Armostrongo-San, what do we do with all this extra leftover sawdust from the logging ventures in China?
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
John Armstrong: Just condense it into chocolato-flavored twigos and sell it to the stupido Americanos.
Japanese Pocko Executive: Hahaha! You very smarto Armostrongo-San!
Meanwhile, back in a "Emerika" Ranch 99 Supermarket (the best place for imported asian goods)...
Wapanese: Nacho-Jizz flavored Pocky. Liek, OMG, !!!!111221111!!!??!!! SQUEEEE!
Japanese native (visitor to America): Kowaii baka... *shakes head*.
by Chang Tan March 4, 2005
Jesus on a stick. Pocky is a confectionary treat created to enslave the world with delicious treats. Pocky comes in a wide variety of flavors, including, but not limited by, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Vanilla, Milk, Green Tea, Saki, Strawberry, and many more. Anyone who dislikes Pocky loses the respect of hundreds of millions of people.
by Jesus-Juice May 1, 2008
Person 1: What in the hell are you eating...?
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!
by Candyass April 19, 2007
An awesome Japanese snack, consisting of a biscuit-like stick dipped in chocolate, strawberry cream, and many other flavors. Some feel that this is the "Otaku's" favorite snack.
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.
((Yes, this is my theory.))
Pocky also has the power to make many non-fangirls nearly explode in a flurry of madness. A theory about this is that eating pocky somehow triggers a fangirlish reaction in people. While normal fangirls stay mostly the same, because they rarely chain up their inner fangirl, nonfangirls cannot restrain their inner fangirls, and are so unused to the great sensation, that they go so crazy they nearly combust.
((Yes, this is my theory.))
Me: Yay, I just got some pocky.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.
Non-fangirl: What's pocky?
Me: A really good Japanese snack. You wanna try some?
Non-fangirl: Sure *eats pocky*
.5 seconds later
Non-fangirl: OHMYGAWD, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD, I LOVE IT IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
Me: No way, you're effing crazy
Non-fangirl: I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
Me: *backs away slowly* Well, I'll just be leaving.
by HirumaKooru February 16, 2009
by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009
The most amazing candy/food to have ever been invented.
A word to describe anything amazing, excellent, awsome, ect.
A word to describe anything amazing, excellent, awsome, ect.
That movie was so Pocky!
by Somethin_Surreal April 25, 2010
by Antiphobic January 17, 2009