pockle

(var. poackle) swindle, cheat, hustle.

The wages were pretty shite, but the pockle was good.
Irvine Welsh - "A Smart Cunt"

by George Costinas May 29, 2007

pockle

A pockle is cat poo or indeed any animal poo found in your garden. The smaller and darker the poo, the more pocklier it is.

"Ooooh Betty, the cats done a pockle on the lawn again."

by Rob Godfrey September 22, 2006

Pockles

The correct term for pockets

"Man, I just felt my penis through my pockles"

by Gideon Pilgrim May 2, 2010

pockling

The action of feeling your presents through the wrapping paper to try and guess what's inside.

Mum caught Artie pockling his presents very early on Christmas Day.

by pouk1977 January 16, 2009

Mighty Pockle

The Biggest cheekiest cunt in the Universe. He/she is the most cheeky entity on earth and comes up with the cheekiest jokes. Usually a small white British kid whos arms are the size of noodles. and has really fucked up teeth.

This kid is a Mighty Pockle! His teeth are so yellow too!

by MightyPockleBeast69 February 19, 2017

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Pockle

Cheesy thrush type spot, behind the foreskin due to poor hygiene.

Dammit I had a case of pockles and my girlfriend refused to suck my cock.

by Radarboo November 23, 2016