Poarch Monkey

Poarch Monkey isn't a racial term. Nigger is.

What can I get you my little Poarch Monkey? It's okay, I'm taking it back.

by SlyCrime August 11, 2006

Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

poarch monkey

derrogitory term for a black person

"I hate that damn poarch monkey that keeps coming around"

by NigAh8TER September 25, 2005

poarch monkey

A slang word for a dirty indian or a black person.

Coady loves sniffing gas, hes such a poarch monkey!

by Trevdawg April 10, 2006

porch monkey

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

by pickledspork July 23, 2005

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

porch monkey

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

by k0_ November 29, 2018