plum sauced

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.

Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*

by mexican_wrestler November 05, 2010

plum sauce

bullshit.

L: i sent nudes to him and he still didn’t respond

A: bro that’s some plum sauce

by plum.sauce.2.0 July 06, 2019

plum sauce

male ejaculation juice,from the plums ie testes

she likes her plum sauce that bird!

by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007

Plum Sauce

The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.

She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!

by weazelbeast January 24, 2019