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Plotemaic 

Call your friends this if you wanna call them ancient on a new frickin level
Josh, you still play on the Ps2, you fucken plotemaic
Plotemaic by Plotemaic August 27, 2021
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Ptolemaic Hoe 

1. A hoe that pertains to Ptolemy and his belief that Earth is the center of the universe
2. A self-centered hoe
Ugh she thinks the world revolves around her, she's such a Ptolemaic Hoe.
Ptolemaic Hoe by garigasaw December 17, 2020
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Ptolemaic Army 

An enemy faction in Metal Slug 5. Their motives are somewhat unclear, probably their goal is world domination through dark occult terror. Unlike the typical Green Army Men aka Rebels you encounter in almost Metal Slug series, the Ptolemaic Army has more distinctive ranking system, deadlier tactics, and improved military equipment.

Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:

- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.

- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.

- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.

- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command

mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.

- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Have you noticed why Metal Slug 5 game over screen lacks of helmet on it? Perhaps the character and Ptolemaic Army soldiers alike do not wear such helmet?
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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