Plongs

Plongs are dried cranberries.
Dried cranberries are not craisins
Craisins are raisins injected with flavor.

Bob -Hey can you pass me the plongs for my muffins
Jeff -Sure here you go

by MrJeff November 18, 2021

plonsons

n. nice tits often admired by many men

Check out those plonsons!

by [jonkey] October 13, 2007

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

Plongis

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

by Irdle December 9, 2021

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

prongsaunts

Originally used to describe a guy who walks, or saunders, around in such a way, looking like every girl on the planet wants in his pants. These guys traditionally wear Hollister or A&E shirts, pre-frayed jeans, and/or "popped" collar polos.
The more "modern" usage is synonymous with "douchebag".

"Uh oh guys. Look what's coming."
(Guy in abercrombie shirt walks by, "strutting his stuff")
"...fucking prongsaunts!"

by Juste March 26, 2008

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010