please kill me
please kill me by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017
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Please kill me
A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Please kill me by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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Please kill me
This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?
Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks
Dude 2: please kill me
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks
Dude 2: please kill me
Please kill me by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018
God please kill me
Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
God please kill me by sereklsj March 10, 2022
oh god please just kill me
When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
oh god please just kill me by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
Please fucking kill me
When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
Please fucking kill me by Death boi January 20, 2019
Kill Me Please
When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.
Kill Me Please by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017
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