Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.

friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.

Pleasant Valley Junior High by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012