"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
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Playing the Purple Xylophone • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • Playing the Piano • playing the banjo • playing the bagpipes • playing the trombone • Playing the violin • Playing the Bass clarinet • Playing the Cello • playing the dozens