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playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.
Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."
playing baseball by Renaissance December 4, 2005
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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade 

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

playing Mormon baseball 

Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:

Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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