Platinum AK47

The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.

General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.

by BoyTomatoPersianPrideWhatever January 24, 2011