Plastic Pape 

Scottish slang for a Celtic supporter who claims to be Catholic, but turns out he's just daft !

I Beat the shite out of a plastic pape comin' out Celtic park last night.

Plastic Pape by Moyz January 16, 2008

paper in plastic 

The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.

Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll

paper in plastic by grocerystorecashiersofamerica January 19, 2011

Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

Paper or plastic? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

paper or plastic?

Cash or credit card?

Grocery cashier: Your total comes to $13.37. Paper or plastic?

paper or plastic? by Seahen July 12, 2009

paper or plastic 

Expression that denotes a mental shock, particularly when somebody asks something totally new in a difficult, alien or unknown dialect.

It originated from the shocking experience of immigrants shopping in an American supermarket, when asked about paper or plastic bags; it is a common first culture shock.

1) I didn´t understand a word he was saying. It was like a different language. Paper or plastic?!

paper or plastic by Fernando Gonzalez October 14, 2005

Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.

Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?

Paper or plastic? by Jamocahchip June 12, 2010

paper or plastic 

Referring to safe sex practices, requiring either STD test results (paper) or condom (plastic).

I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.

paper or plastic by myhappydestiny September 15, 2010