plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

plaster

When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.

"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.

by ttboy September 9, 2004

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 7, 2013

plaster

Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.

"Nice plaster!!"

by Lexeme the Wordsmith August 5, 2008

plaster

sticky strip which hurts wen pulled off da skin.

ouch dont pull the plaster off.

by amy rulz duh. August 26, 2003

plastered

When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time

MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz

by The Reefer Man April 28, 2005

plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006