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Plaque cock 

The dangerous build up of dental tatar on the penis of a man. This horrific transfer can only take place when putting one's cock into the oral cavity of a human lacking dental hygiene and has an enormous amount of plaque build up. The grotesque act of plaque transfer from mouth to cock is achieved when ejaculation has occured and the chemical reaction of semen meeting plaque bonds the cock to the plaque. There is often a struggle to remove the cock from the partners mouth as the bond occurs almost immediately after release. The cock is then left with a plaque ring around the nearest point of where the semen has gathered in the partners mouth. Plaque cock is very displeasing to the eye and is difficult to remove as the only known way to remove is with the use of a strong chemical agent and steal wool. Blow job enthusiast beware, with dental hygiene at a all time low, plaque cock has reached a epidemic level. Although there are no known cases of plaque cock being transferred from one's cock to anothers mouth, it has been known to cause issues when a full plaque ring around the cock penetrates a womans vagina. In this case it has been known to cause the females vagina to smell of old roast beef and eventually cause the vagina to bond together from the plaque. Also known as plaque pussy.
Tommy-"Jimmy you won't believe who gave me a mean blow job the other night!" Jimmy-"who's the lucky gal?". Tommy-"trina!" Jimmy-"dude do you really think that was a wise move? She's got really bad dental hygiene! Aren't you afraid of getting a bad case of plaque cock?". Jimmy-"OMG! Is that why she never smiles? We did it in the dark. I thought she was being kinky when my jerky went off in her mouth and then seemed to be fused to my cock after that!". Tommy-"you better get that checked out." Jimmy-"I've had this very distastful ring around my cock since that night!". Jimmy-"oh yeah, you've got the plaque cock alright! You've got the plaque cock.". Tommy-"shit man! Bitch should be keeping that grill clean. Fucking plaque cock!"
Plaque cock by jujuman74 April 27, 2010
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026