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Similar to plague but said by better,yet mentally challenged, people.

Refers to bad people.
Boy: Do you know that guy?
Girl: The plague?
Boy: Nah mate, the plaque
Girl: ROFL on the floor
Burnt or rotten, unsuitable for society. Originates from tooth plaque.
Bill Cosby is plaque
Plaque by Psillo March 18, 2024

Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.

plaque panther 

a large ravenous beast that lives in the forest that grows on the teeth of a person who hasn't brushed their teeth in months
Have you seen the plaque panther in Amy Winehouse's mouth?

plaque-off

the lifeblood of any RAR camper and a sacred object for Kermitists and Poopfrists alike. It is rumoured to have supernatural powers, e.g. strobe light thot banisher, spontaneous defecation, reincarnation of Our Lord and Saviour Andy, etc. Mixes well with porta-potty juice.
"yall this boi's got the rumblies for Plaque-Off, plaque on him stat!"
plaque-off by lil_nilla_wafer December 12, 2018

Plaque cock 

The dangerous build up of dental tatar on the penis of a man. This horrific transfer can only take place when putting one's cock into the oral cavity of a human lacking dental hygiene and has an enormous amount of plaque build up. The grotesque act of plaque transfer from mouth to cock is achieved when ejaculation has occured and the chemical reaction of semen meeting plaque bonds the cock to the plaque. There is often a struggle to remove the cock from the partners mouth as the bond occurs almost immediately after release. The cock is then left with a plaque ring around the nearest point of where the semen has gathered in the partners mouth. Plaque cock is very displeasing to the eye and is difficult to remove as the only known way to remove is with the use of a strong chemical agent and steal wool. Blow job enthusiast beware, with dental hygiene at a all time low, plaque cock has reached a epidemic level. Although there are no known cases of plaque cock being transferred from one's cock to anothers mouth, it has been known to cause issues when a full plaque ring around the cock penetrates a womans vagina. In this case it has been known to cause the females vagina to smell of old roast beef and eventually cause the vagina to bond together from the plaque. Also known as plaque pussy.
Tommy-"Jimmy you won't believe who gave me a mean blow job the other night!" Jimmy-"who's the lucky gal?". Tommy-"trina!" Jimmy-"dude do you really think that was a wise move? She's got really bad dental hygiene! Aren't you afraid of getting a bad case of plaque cock?". Jimmy-"OMG! Is that why she never smiles? We did it in the dark. I thought she was being kinky when my jerky went off in her mouth and then seemed to be fused to my cock after that!". Tommy-"you better get that checked out." Jimmy-"I've had this very distastful ring around my cock since that night!". Jimmy-"oh yeah, you've got the plaque cock alright! You've got the plaque cock.". Tommy-"shit man! Bitch should be keeping that grill clean. Fucking plaque cock!"
Plaque cock by jujuman74 April 27, 2010
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