Pizza Knockout

The use of force, against an adversary, while trying to enjoy a slice of pizza under provocation.

The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.

Pizza Knockout by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025