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PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Pathan is the Biggest Action Movie of India.
It stars none other than Worlds Biggest Superstar, The King of Bollywood SHAH RUKH KHAN.
Alongside John Abraham and Deepika Padukone.
It is a YRF Productions movie and is going to hit the cinemas in 2021.
#Pathan
"Bharat ki shaan, Shah Rukh Khan, aa raha hai, in and as, PATHAN"
"Pathan se panga matt le, yahi gaad dega."
"If you mess with Pathan, his fans will troll you."
Pathan by BhaktOfSRK February 2, 2021

Pighapain 

Comes from the Filipino word "pighati" which means sorrow and combined with pain.

it literally translates to Sorrowful pain.
Bryan's answer was wrong because he forgot to put space between the two words, in that moment his heart shattered and he felt pighapain.
Pighapain by mamamopogi March 2, 2021

piehawker 

A synonym for a Peeping Tom.
I saw that piehawker looking through the windows!
piehawker by Carlo Christopher February 9, 2008
It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss
“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
“You are cool”
Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021
This word is used when you are so bored don't know what to do.
I'm really pishang right now.
pishang by ngong January 11, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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