Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)

Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!

by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN January 5, 2016

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Pitching a tent

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.

1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."

by you can't handle this March 21, 2016