Pistachio Fart Share definition Flag When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina. Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart. Yeah i know what a douche. Pistachio Fart by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010 Get the Pistachio Fart mug.