Piss fiddle 

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.

TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.

Piss fiddle by Mowtown June 6, 2018

Pissdiddle

v. 1) to occupy onself with aimless activities for any amount of time
2) to procrastinate

"All you do is pissdiddle around. You never actually get anything done."

person1: What were you doing last night?
person2: Oh, just pissdiddling around on the internet.

Pissdiddle by cocochip September 10, 2010