Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

Pisswillard

A purposely annoying person. A midwestern mild swear.

I know you are just doing that to make me mad, dont be a Pisswillard!

by cuacurie May 10, 2016

pisswilly

something that is insignificant in comparison

He pulled up next to me in this pisswilly car of his.

by seaumus February 16, 2005

Pisswilly

A Pisswilly is a muskrat-eating, gun-toting son of the South who rarely wears shoes, is banned from most public pools, and who likely rambles unintelligibly for hours about topics you never asked about.

Let’s shag ass out of here, here comes Pisswilly with his nonsense.

by AndiiDoofrain March 24, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019