pirate sex 

When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!

She looks like she just had pirate sex!

pirate sex by Fission1 February 16, 2008

Pirate Sex 

A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.

Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!

Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!

Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...

This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.

The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!

Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!

Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....

Pirate Sex by Beard dawg July 25, 2011

Sex Pirate

A sex offender that lives by the pirate code! Often in denial of being a rapist.

Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*

Sex Pirate by OhhSnap August 15, 2015

Sex-perate 

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

Sex-perate by @collegelife March 9, 2017

Sexy Pirate 

The act a girl does when she takes multiple pictures of herself for fun consisting of throwing up the peace sign and pouting her kissy lips. Most likely seen on MySpace or among Middle Schoolers.

Girl one: "Hey guys lets take a picture!!!!!!!!!"

Girl two: "DO THE SEXY PIRATE!!!!!!"

A group of girls then proceeds to hold a camera above them and pout and do the peace sign.

Sexy Pirate by k4real December 4, 2010

Sexy Pirate 

When a male is "doing the dirty" with a female. Before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and shoots the money shot, proceeding with a kick to either knee cause the female to jump up and down on one leg covering her money shot eye.

I thought it would be quite hilarious to see Jane as a "Sexy Pirate."

Sexy Pirate by tcsp4m December 24, 2008

pirateseonghwa 

Pirateseonghwa has the best humor and is very attractive.
They're very good at blk editing.
He also has multiple wives 😳

Pirateseonghwa is so fine! I wanna be his wife

pirateseonghwa by Pirateseonghwa December 14, 2021