Pirate Punx 

See Pyrate Punx.
An esoteric elitist group of "punk" jocks who operate a for profit organization based on a Hierarchy. They earn badges like the boy scouts but perhaps more homo erotic and fashionable.

Dude1: man why is that Obnoxious fashion punk with the celtic tattoos and UFC shirt being such a douche and acting like he owns the place. I'm just trying to drink a beer and watch bands.
Dude2: Oh captain cool guy he is a Silver patch wearing Pirate Punx
DUde1:ohhh now it all makes sense..

Pirate Punx by ChaosDestroy. November 14, 2011

Pyrate Punx 

A group of volunteer Lifer Punks, who create shows, book bands, and host events for the local punk rock scenes. Often to join you must know a pyrate and while being prospected you can do a multiple of events like handing out flyers for shows or helping book bands or providing security at shows.

"Oi, Look at them blots"

"Yah they be Pyrate Punx"

Pyrate Punx by PunkYou July 23, 2009

Pyrate Punx 

A group of 'punks' that fancy themselves above others, to spite their smoke screen outreach activities. In actuality this group blindly follows low hanging fruit dog whistles by whatever pretty pin cushion face that comes along, not caring to gather the full story before allowing themselves to be whipped up into a frenzy threatening direct violence against others (because acting responsibly in light of serious accusations, or taking a stance against people minimizing actual victims by misusing words leading to said actual victims to not be taken seriously is too hard for these brain dead douche nuggets). To these self described paragons of basic civil respect and self responsibility the wrongfully accused are equally as guilty as the actually guilty. They play their silly games, and wear pathetic patches to feel all growed up. But as long as they associate with known alcoholics, who have a history of psychosis, brain swelling, and false accusations, which could easily be proven as fabrications to suit their image (or used to file paperwork with the courts that basically consist of "CHECK ALL THE THINGS!!!" like its their own personal army only to get pissy when the judge, sorry judges... because they have done this multiple times to multiple people across years, sees right through their bullshit and drops the case) while barely able to keep a straight narrative, there is no 'chapter' that should be taken seriously. This is doubly true for any band that associates with them

Person 1: do you know about the pyrate punx?

Person 2: you mean how they dont have any integrity, and are perfectly fine being blatant hypocrites? Yeah, its best to just avoid those punk cosplay posers like the plague.

Pyrate Punx by PyratePunxPromotePhakePhonies January 12, 2025