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When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet
Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance
by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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