Pinch a Grumpy 

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?

Pinch a Grumpy by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

Pinch A Grumpy 

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

Pinch A Grumpy by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010

pinch a grumpy 

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

pinch a grumpy by justin jb December 30, 2007

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

Punch a Grumpy by Vegas March 23, 2003

punch a grump 

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

punch a grump by goner December 22, 2003