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pinball machine

sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"
"Jessica came crawlin back."

"So?"

"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"

"Niiice."
pinball machine by mecher_440 January 21, 2010
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Pinball Machine

Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.
I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.
Pinball Machine by Gwynnyyy August 16, 2017

pinball machine

The term for getting three or four big guys in a small jail cell or trailer bedroom who beat/fuck a little guy/gal around in the little room like a bouncy, naked pinball you have sex with.
Man, I was pulling a stretch up in county for stealing that Pontiac, but me and these dudes would fire up the pinball machine on this one kid who was basically a little bitch and a drug snitch. Extra ball!

the pinball machine 

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.
I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

Human pinball machine 

The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.
Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026