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Pimping Christ 

Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.
My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.
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Christmas Pimping 

When you get so drunk you turn into a Christmas Pimp
Aria got so drunk last night he kept referring to him self as "I Aria the Christmas pimp" and wouldn't stop. Yet another tragic case of Christmas pimping gone wrong.
Christmas Pimping by Deucetrain November 5, 2010