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German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.

Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)

pimmel by Sabberlott September 9, 2021

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pimmel

a german penis

OH- mein Gott! hans hat ein sehr großes pimmel!!11

pimmel by zolitar March 9, 2003

Related Words

pimmel • pimmelt • Pimmeltje • pimmelberger • pimmelfant • pimmelg • Pimmeljohannes • Pimmelparty • Pimmelsteif • piemel

pimmel

German word for pedro. Very common in German Commercials (Magst Du deinen Pimmel groß?) and in German art shows (Pimmelata in Berlin, 2004)

Mein Pimmel ist hart wie ein Stein und ich schiebe ihn in deine enge Muschi

pimmel by Btrain February 23, 2004

Pimmelsteif

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.

"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"

Pimmelsteif by gollomosh December 1, 2022

Pimml0r

Pimml0r is a different word for penis, especially for a huge one. It can be written as Pïmmłõř, too.

"Hey Nadja, wanna see my Pimml0r?" — “Yeah, please... Ohy gosh your Pïmmłõř is huge!!! Stick it inside!"

Pimml0r by gollomosh November 25, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Janky pommel

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.

Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

Janky pommel by eldgrim tehviking June 28, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026