Pillow Pets

A euphemism for sex among preteens.

Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!

by Bitsy83 December 11, 2010

Pillow Pets

Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.

Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.

by 95x July 03, 2010

Pillow Pet

A pillow that you can turn into a pet! Sooo cute!!(;

Panda bear pillow pet
Turtle pillow pet

by Some person(; July 09, 2011

pillow pet

A plushy pillow animal that likes to make love to your good dreams and destroy your nightmares.

It's a pillow! It's a pet! ITS A PILLOW PET!

by VegetaAdmirer January 29, 2015

Pillow pet

A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult

Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!

by Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkk July 25, 2012

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 18, 2012

Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

by NurseBawseLady August 10, 2019