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Pignoramus

A gluttonous, oblivious person who takes the last slice of cake, the last cookie, the last piece of pie, without first offering it to everyone else first. They usually have piggy eyes and are constantly salivating.
“Can you believe that guy?? He took the last piece of grandma’s pie and little Timmy didn’t even get any! What a pignoramus! “
Pignoramus by BevieBat February 28, 2026
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apex ignoramus 

Someone who plays Apex Legends, but has no knowledge of and has not played Titanfall or Titanfall 2.
Apex Ignoramus: Hey did you see the little Mega Man thing on the Warp Zone Mastiff skin?
Me: Fucktard that's a Pilot from Titanfall.

Apex Ignoramus: OMG OMG THEY'RE ADDING THESE ROBOTS CALLED TITANS TO APEX!!!
Me: Hey bitch that's from Titanfall.

Apex Ignoramus: Wow! Apex has all these unique guns and abilities!
Me: Dumbass 99% of them are from Titanfall.

Apex Ignoramus: Apex is better than Titanfall.
Me: Hey motherfucker you wanna go?
apex ignoramus by nice rigger November 17, 2020

gignoramus 

Someone who is a billion times dumber than an ignoramus.
Jane is a real gignoramus, she tried to do the Mentos-Coke trick with cocaine, and got busted for possession when she couldn't figure out why it didn't work!
gignoramus by iamnotone May 4, 2010

Ignoramus 

Officially: An offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's level of intelligence or education.

In slang: A person who is completely ignorant, an ass, a prik, idiot, etc.
That guy's ignoramus. I despise him.
Ignoramus by Jafje April 15, 2007

ignoramusville 

1. A portmanteau of "Ignore" and "Ignoramus" referring to a collective of stupid people "ignored" on a forum.

2. A fictional town whose inhabitants are innately intellectually lacking.
1. (on ignoring a forum member) "Welcome to Ignoramusville, <name>!

2. "I live in Ignoramusville, Alaska, and I can see Russia from my back porch!"
ignoramusville by Dazeychain March 29, 2010

Ignoramus Syndrome 

Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.
Cult members or adheres to radical political beliefs likely suffer from Ignoramus Syndrome.
Ignoramus Syndrome by MadCentre January 25, 2013

Ignoramus 

A person who is completely ignorant.
I cannot believe that he turned out to be such an ignoramus.
Ignoramus by Light Joker September 22, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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