Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.

Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"

"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"

Pigfarts by Butterface10 July 4, 2009

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piggate

"piggate" is the name given to the 2015 scandal emerging from allegations made in an unauthorised biography of the British Prime Minister, David Cameron. In the book, written by longtime associate Lord Ashcroft, it is alleged that during his time at university, David Cameron once sought oral pleasures in the severed head of a dead pig.

"It's interesting that Cameron is refusing to deny the allegations made in the piggate scandal. Almost as if they're completely true ... the dirty pig fucker"

piggate by rab rabz November 6, 2015

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