Pietch

A kid who simps for their girlfriend instead of hanging out with their friends.

My friend is becoming a nasty little Pietch because he is hanging out with his girlfriend instead of the boys.

by DaPLS February 25, 2022

Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

by lasersheep December 30, 2013

Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

by tomasina August 20, 2012

pitch nig

To describe something that's dark.

"Damn bro why is the night pitch nig."

by AJChey October 30, 2021

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016