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Pickens County Georgia

A place populated by dumb, uneducated rednecks, mud crickets, and other sorts of meth using white trash. Almost everybody is related and if not they're from Atlanta. Everybody shoves Jesus Christ down your throat and I one does not except then well you're criticized for not believing in some magic man in the sky who got a virgin pregnant. Incest is...rampant and well observed on the western end of the County, while the Eastern End lives in Opulence, with mansions and shit. You may run into a few 13-year-olds who fit the description of an alcoholic with there mouths full of a whole can of Levi Garrett Dip. If you don't like football, your not Christian, and if you're not Christian you're not American. By God is a literal space filler, verb, adjective, and preposition here and Donald Trump is Next to god.
Susan- Hey Richie wanna go on a date?
Richie- No we might be cousins it's Pickens County Georgia after all.

Pickens County Georgia

A place where all the redneck yeehaws live. Be careful if you run into a 13 year old, they might blow vape that smells like cooch in your face. If your parents weren’t meth heads then you probably weren’t born there. “Y’all gon get your ass whooped” is a common term. Schools suck and pretty much everyone vapes in the bathroom. If you don’t stand for the pledge the teaches yell at you. If you say your gay then nobody believes you. There ain’t nothin round here to do other than going to the store with your boyfriend and doing it in the bread isle while screaming get this bread. Everyone sends there streaks as “streaks/dsb or I’ll hit u” and if you get threatened then you better be careful because it’s probably gonna happen. There’s to much yee for anyone’s ha, and everyone wants to use your trampoline.
“Hey did you hear about Pickens County Georgia?”

“You mean that place where every white ass hoe says nigga, yeah actually

“Yeah I moved from there. My cousin tried to suck my dick

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012