Pi Male

Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.

"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."

Pi Male by KTelos May 31, 2021

Pi Male

guy eating heaps of pie, broke into the theta male's pie shop to eat more pie

"Dave's a Pi Male he eating heaps of pie yo"
"Yeah whatever buddy"

Pi Male by gravy chugga August 8, 2021

Pi male

The male that’s in between of sigma and omega. He’s kinda introverted. A nerd. Confident. Exceptionally smart and most people don’t expect him to be very socially experienced. He may look weird on the outside (like a nerd) but if you get to know him better he’s very friendly and smart. He’s doesn’t give a single fuck about everyone else expect for his small group of friends. He’s also pretty negative most of the time and pretty sarcastic. (Example: Rick from the show Rick and morty)

A guy who is very round and can be calculated by pi times his radius cubed times 4/3

Idk what he is. He’s like this badass nerd

He is a pi male

Pi male by sweatshit August 24, 2021

Pi Male

a male that is well-rounded, but very irrational

Person 1 is a Pi Male

Pi Male by already_in_use_by_someone_else August 11, 2023

Is Pi Male or Female? 

When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.

The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”

Is Pi Male or Female? by Fasters December 19, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019