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Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.
"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."
Pi Male by KTelos May 31, 2021
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guy eating heaps of pie, broke into the theta male's pie shop to eat more pie
"Dave's a Pi Male he eating heaps of pie yo"
"Yeah whatever buddy"
Pi Male by gravy chugga August 8, 2021
The male that’s in between of sigma and omega. He’s kinda introverted. A nerd. Confident. Exceptionally smart and most people don’t expect him to be very socially experienced. He may look weird on the outside (like a nerd) but if you get to know him better he’s very friendly and smart. He’s doesn’t give a single fuck about everyone else expect for his small group of friends. He’s also pretty negative most of the time and pretty sarcastic. (Example: Rick from the show Rick and morty)

A guy who is very round and can be calculated by pi times his radius cubed times 4/3
Idk what he is. He’s like this badass nerd

He is a pi male
Pi male by sweatshit August 24, 2021
a male that is well-rounded, but very irrational

Is Pi Male or Female? 

When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.
The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”
Is Pi Male or Female? by Fasters December 19, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026