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phytophiliac 

No, it's not urban slang, but since the online dictionary everyone uses to try and look these things up doesn't have an entry, I'll define it here.

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.
1: "Lou is such a tree-hugger..."

2: "damn phytophiliacs"

1: "LOL"
phytophiliac by nerd January 9, 2005
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Photophilia 

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.
She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.
Photophilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

pyrophiliac 

One who is aroused by fire and the act of burning things.
"The fire gave frank a raging hardon at the campfire"-Person one
"Yah I think he's a pyrophiliac."
pyrophiliac by Eric Swartz November 19, 2007

phytophilia 

One who has sex with plants, also called Dendrophilia, but that usually refers to trees.
"Poison Ivy totally had Phytophilia"
phytophilia by Phytophiliac May 24, 2014

Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

pyrophiliac 

somebody who is attracted to having sex while on fire or with someone who is on fire, or both at the same time.
Person 1: Did you hear? Jenny is a pyrophiliac.
Person 2: What the hell is a pyrophiliac
Person 1: Idk, some dumbass wrote about it on urban dictionary
pyrophiliac by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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