Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen is known for the size of his third leg. Not in a good way. It is known for its thin girth and being incredibly small. In fact, a microscope is need to even see it. If you ever see a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen in the wild, make sure to steer clear as he is known to attack anyone and anything aged 6 or younger. It is unknown what he does after attacking but research is being conducted to find this out. Stay safe out there
Victim: Oh no, its a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen
Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen: I'm coming for you!
Victim: ...
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.