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Phone-Blowie 

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
Phone-Blowie by Real Don August 9, 2022
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Phone-Blowie 

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
Phone-Blowie by Real Don August 9, 2022

you're phone is blowing up 

You have at least one notification.
You're phone is blowing up with contacts.

Blowing up my phone 

When someone wont stop calling you.
Thats the fifth time hes called! Stop Blowing up my phone!

blowing up my phone 

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.
"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."
blowing up my phone by KDinTX August 29, 2009

blowing up my phone 

Sending message after message for however long you want to stop
Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.
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