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Phone-Blowie 

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
Phone-Blowie by Real Don August 9, 2022
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Phone-Blowie 

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
Phone-Blowie by Real Don August 9, 2022

you're phone is blowing up 

You have at least one notification.

Blowing up my phone 

When someone wont stop calling you.
Thats the fifth time hes called! Stop Blowing up my phone!

blowing up my phone 

constant text messaging, getting another message before you've finished typing your reply. typically the sender has the hots for the receiver.
"He won't lay off. He keeps blowing up my phone."
blowing up my phone by KDinTX August 29, 2009

blowing up my phone 

Sending message after message for however long you want to stop
Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026