Philkin 

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.

yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.

Philkin by Brian H November 6, 2004

Philbin 

When you needlessly switch your hockey goalie in the middle of the game, regardless of the score and voluntarily hurt your teams chance for success.

“Pips was playing excellent! I can’t believe this idiot coach decided to pull a Philbin, putting him on the bench in the middle of a tie game and throwing in a cold goalie from the bench. Jesus Christ they just scored on the next two shots!”

Philbin by Johnny Hockey April 3, 2021

Philbin 

When you do not allow your players to skate across the blue line with the puck and force them to play dump and chase. Also, no one is allowed to pass to the point even if they are wide open.

The points are wide open and they are not passing to them? They are forced in playing a Philbin.

Jesus, that player just dumped the puck on a breakaway? The coach is forcing them to pull a Philbin!

Philbin by Johnny Hockey July 30, 2021

Philline 

A sweet and caring individual, physically extremely attractive and wanted by many men, not too talented in maths but interested in many sports, gifted in a lot of ways but sometimes gets treated worse than she deserves to be, an individual everybody wants to be friends with.

Guy 1: I heard you re dating the hot soccer player from our team?
Guy 2: Yeah her name is Philline.
Guy 1: Damn you're so lucky bro.

Philline by YourFreak April 12, 2010

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

Philmingo 

A guy named Phil who has the tendency to find himself balanced on only one foot while playing games of skill, such as, but not limited to, darts, beer pong, corn hole, and bowling.

Someone go knock over Philmingo next time he plays corn hole.

Philmingo by psully April 25, 2013