by Just a worker September 20, 2019
A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020
adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.
by Hans Beaverman December 13, 2003
by Tommytool August 31, 2010
A general douchey character that has no negative or positive effect on society. These people go through life fucking up little things and never really adding things to society. You can usually get a Phildo to enter into a stupid bet pretty cheaply.
We paid Phildo $20 to go sit on the park next to a hot bitch where there were 5 open benches. Then we called him on his cell phone and made him act like he was talking to his gay lover.
by lellowyedbetter January 15, 2009
I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."
by daddy March 10, 2004
1. A person whom acts or participates in a laughable, foolish or bombastic manner.
2. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
3. Creepy McGee AKA: Creepy McCreeperton
2. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
3. Creepy McGee AKA: Creepy McCreeperton
Co-Worker: OMG Did you see what Phildo just did?
Phildo: Whats the biggest Chicken you have ever seen?
Phildo: Whats the blackest M&M you have ever seen?
This list goes on... Feel free to make up your own.
OMG you are such a Phildo!!
Where is my Phildo?
Phildo: MMMMMM CHILI!!!!!!!!!!
Phildo: Whats the biggest Chicken you have ever seen?
Phildo: Whats the blackest M&M you have ever seen?
This list goes on... Feel free to make up your own.
OMG you are such a Phildo!!
Where is my Phildo?
Phildo: MMMMMM CHILI!!!!!!!!!!
by F2theEroX June 12, 2008