Phil foden 

Phil foden is the fittest footballer ever

friend: who’s that fit lad over there ?
oh that’s Phil foden

Phil foden by sonalizameera July 21, 2021

Phil Foden 

The epitome of youth ability and the benchmark of how a young player is performing in football

Saka is a good player but not quite Phil Foden

Phil Foden by TheAverageMarcus July 10, 2021

Phil Foden 

The next big English talent in world football. Isn't quite as good as Haaland or Mbappe YET, but WILL get there.

Did you see Phil Foden's goals against Dortmund?

Phil Foden by AYoutubeNomad April 21, 2021

Phil Fodens Wife 

Paige Henley, a person with great taste other wise known as a sexy goddess

“Wow who’s phil fodens wife, the lucky lady”
I heard it’s a Paige or a sexy goddess

Phil Fodens Wife by Okok1 May 3, 2022

philodendron 

Philodendron (n)

A viney green plant with heart-shaped leaves that tends to wander for miles. Often found in concrete pots decorating bars and pubs . Be careful not to get caught up and Tangled into those Vines, they will strangle the life out of you.
Philodendron as a growth native to Italy and it is grown in very shallow dirt. If you attempt to put this plant in deep healthy soil, it can't adjust to a sunny environment. Be chure to leave a very loud war movie or presidential debate playing on TV. The philodendron doesn't thrive well in peaceful situations.
Don't be fooled by the heart shaped leaves ; this plant wards off any type of nurturing, and it's best just to leave it alone in some dark corner of your house.

Betty: "I just love your philodendron!"
Me: "I thought you had your OWN plant?"

Diane: "I bit your philodendron plant. It tastes like chocolate."
Mary Ann: " I wish I had your philodendron! It's awesome!"

philodendron by 2econdly August 5, 2020

Philodendronphinite 

A dope ass plant

Damn bro that philodendronphinite be lookin green af

Philodendronphinite by Cougafeva October 4, 2021