Philodendron (n)
A viney green plant with heart-shaped leaves that tends to wander for miles. Often found in concrete pots decorating bars and pubs . Be careful not to get caught up and Tangled into those Vines, they will strangle the life out of you.
Philodendron as a growth native to
Italy and it is grown in very shallow dirt. If you attempt to put this plant in
deep healthy soil, it can't adjust to a
sunny environment. Be chure to leave a very loud
war movie or presidential debate playing on
TV. The philodendron doesn't thrive well in peaceful situations.
Don't be fooled by the heart shaped leaves ; this plant wards off any type of nurturing, and it's best just to leave it alone in some dark corner of your house.
Betty: "I just love your philodendron!"
Me: "I thought you had your OWN
plant?"
Diane: "I bit your philodendron plant. It tastes like
chocolate."
Mary
Ann: " I wish I had your philodendron! It's awesome!"