Pharmist 

Hillbilly pronunciation of "Pharmacist" resulting from improper enunciation of the polysyllabic word Pharm-a-cist.

"I gotta talk to the pharmist bout des' ole horse pills. I caint swallerum."

Pharmist by Pharmer A October 29, 2011

Phamistry 

the study of Pham’s philosophy of life, survival, education, and, of course, the Magnet Program

Today in my Phamistry class, I learned about the ethics of moneymaking and the faults of everyone who was sitting in that room at the moment.

Phamistry by NetCast April 29, 2009

Lance Pharmstrong 

A world class athlete with a little help from Big Pharma.

The rookie is raising some brows and has some gossip going on about being a bit of a Lance Pharmstrong.

Lance Pharmstrong by herbybell November 13, 2011

Phartist 

Portmanteau of "phony" and "artist" referring to a person who claims his or her creation(s) is art despite having no artistic value. Phartists usually don't make a serious attempt to conceal their lack of artistic ability, since the point is attention rather than expression.

Jack shaved his cat and called it art, but we all know he is just trying to get attention. He is such a phartist.

Phartist by HGN June 21, 2008