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phantom dick 

The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.
After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!
phantom dick by The Phantom Penis December 7, 2010
Words you can keep

Phantom dick 

When you're high as fuck and you can still feel his dick rubbing against you hours later
"I can still feel him even though we fucked hours ago I have phantom dick"
Phantom dick by Pozoe January 19, 2015

Phantom Dick 

The feeling that transmasculine people, or males who have had their penis amputated due to cancer has.
Trans Person one:Hey man, do you ever feel like you have a penis? Like, it's there but then it's not?
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!
Phantom Dick by L LAWLIET 07 July 12, 2021

phantom dick 

A terrifying movie that I would not recommend to under 18s
Girl: are you sure that we should be making out in this abandoned house?
Guy: Yea it's fine.

*door busts open*

Guy and Girl: Argh!!! The phantom dick
phantom dick by SmallBus May 3, 2019

Phantom Dick 

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there
Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation
Phantom Dick by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Phantom dick bump 

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.
Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

phantom dick pain 

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
phantom dick pain by neverscurred January 26, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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